To: Arizona Dreadball Coaches and Teams
Fm: League Offices - Dreadball Phoenix, AZ
Subj: ARIZONA DREADBALL LEAGUE (AzDBL)
Good Day! The Arizona Dreadball League (AzDBL) is forming! We would like to invite all coaches in Arizona to join! If you have a team that thinks they have the intestinal fortitude to make it on the Dreadball Pitch, then this is the league for you! Interested coaches should contact Gene Kenney at email@example.com
, subject line should be AzDBL. Once we have enough coaches we can set up a date and time to meet and ... DREADBALL!
*** Breaking News! *** If you are new to Dreadball and have not played too many games (or none at all) and are interested in learning Dreadball, we can teach you! Also, please not, any inaugural games will be played in Phoenix, AZ (and surrounding valley). Once we get enough players we may be able to travel to other locations, of course this depends on fundage and wife agro! *** End Breaking News ***
Also, 4 out of 5 Dreadball Players prefer playing in the Arizona Dreadball League (AzDBL), the 5th player was knocked unconscious by the other 4!